Wolf Blitzer stops broadcasting as werewolf

CNN journalist Wolf Blitzer announced yesterday that he would no longer transform into a werewolf for his broadcasts.

“To be fair the my colleagues in the news business, today will be the last time I broadcast as a werewolf,” Blitzer said on Tuesday’s “The Situation Room,” the CNN newscast that he hosts.

Rival reporters have often complained that Blitzer’s wolf powers gave him an unfair advantage when reporting the news. During the Gulf War, Blitzer devoured an ABC news crew to be first on the scene following a ground attack. He coverage in Kuwait earned him a CableAce award.

Blitzer also said he will change the name of his Sunday talk show to “Late Edition with Steve Blitzer” and that he will no longer eat live rabbits in the CNN lunchroom.