Pope tells Catholics to multiply
Have more babies "for the good of society?" That's easy for him to say. He sits up there in his quiet, peaceful Vatican, rarely ever seeing children. Maybe every once in a while he turns on the TV and sees all the well-behaved kids on "The Cosby Show" or "Full House."
Let's see how much he'd think kids are good for society when the little brats are screaming and throwing magazines around while he's waiting to get a haircut at Great Clips. Or when he's trying to hear Vince Vaughn's and Owen Wilson's witty one-liners over the cries of a goddamn three-year-old who, for some reason, is at a rated R movie and just ran out of M&Ms.
When's the last time His Holiness was trying to enjoy a quiet dinner at Outback but the couple at the next table thought it would be fun to bring junior out and see how many glasses of water he can spill? And he's screaming-pissed because he wants grilled cheese and all they have is fucking steak.
Maybe his priests are running low on young boys. That's the only reason I can think of for this request.
Monday, September 12, 2005
Ok, this pope must go
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Yeah. I'm not a fan.
Priests and young boys? I'm afraid that I don't follow you. Why would Catholic priests need young boys?
Hehe, that's what a fucking vow of celibacy will do for ya.
SERIOUSLY! my husband and i made a pact before we conceived that any time we were in public with the kids, we would leave where ever we were at peep one. we will not ruin other peoples good time. and, a handful of times, one of us has waited in the car with the kids while the other ones made the meal a carry out. we have stuck to our guns.
Rebecca Marie, too bad more parents didn't follow the same rule.
Remember the good old days when you could just leave kids alone in the car?
Every pope has this attitude. Keeping women pregnant and saddled with kids keeps them home and keeps them from divorcing their husbands. Staying married and breeding are big priorities in the catholic church, and this is never going to change.
Hence the new improved and non-catholic me!
dang wirthy... don't even get me started.
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