Drunken Lego Wirthy at shuttle launch

Drunken Lego Wirthy with Columbia flight crew





Drunken Lego Wirthy with great seats for take off



Lift off!





Other Drunken Lego Wirthy photos

Now that's a cool mom

"Cool mom" charged after hosting year of sex, booze, drug shindigs

This story seemed hotter before I saw her photo.

Ted, let's do lunch

Apparently my office is just a few blocks away from where former baseball great and former alive guy, Ted Williams, is being frozen in liquid nitrogen.

Maybe we could do lunch sometime. Probably not Mexican food though - nothing too spicy for Ted.


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My drunk anniversary

Today marks the one year anniversary of mydrunkthoughts.com. I didn't have that domain name when I posted my first entry. It took a while to save up the $9 to register it.

When I wrote that I doubted anyone would ever read this blog, I could never have imagined someday I would have as many as six faithful readers.

I would like to take this time to review some of my favorite posts from the past year.

Some of my favorite entries occurred when I was drunk. In More MacGyver , I analyzed why MacGyver doesn't like alcohol or guns. Many of my posts have dealt with the 80's action show. Recipe for fun recounts my night of drinking with MacGyver and a Charles Barkley bobblehead doll.

In The one for me I realized my perfect woman.

I'm far from a movie critic, but I've reviewed some of the worst movies made:
The Day After Tomorrow
The Whole Ten Yards

I also love to comment on award shows:
2005 Academy Awards - And the winner for Best Motion Picture is "Pleasure Zone: Foreign Affairs."
2005 MTV Movie Awards - Hey, Katie Holmes brought her dad out. Oh wait, that's Tom Cruise.

While most of my blog deals with trivial topics, occasionally I take on serious matters like Teacher-Student Sex Scandals.

Earlier this year, entire country was discussing Terry Schiavo. I was no exception:
In No More News Terry Schiavo dies and the world runs out of news to report.
My Living Will - If I'm ever on life support, I want my wishes to be followed.

When Pope John Paul II died, I was quick to apply for the job:
Please consider me for Pope - Of the 10 Commandments, I've only broken the trivial ones.

I gave my readers a glimpse into my origins in A little about me.

Regular readers know that I am strongly against marriage and children. I think everyone would agree that this is a great Reason to Never Get Pregnant.

As my blog began getting more hits, I started examining how people were coming across it. It turns out that a lot of people are interested in seeing Alyssa Milano naked.

Not long ago, I introduced Drunken Lego Wirthy. Maybe he'll make a return appearance soon.

So here's to my first year of blogging and to many more years of me wasting away my life, sitting alone, drunk, at my computer, watching the world pass me by.

I'd rather watch girls' basketball

Tonight I went to an IFMA Freestyle Motocross. It was my first motorcross event.

I saw a guy do a bunch of flips and jumps on a motorcycle, and then I saw 11 more people do the exact same flips and jumps throughout the next two hours.

At least I was in a luxury suite and there was beer.

Yeah, this will scare them terrorists

'Raging Grannies' want to enlist, go to Iraq

Actually, this could be a good way to get rid of some our useless old people.

This guy is the reason I'm still alive today

Gerry Thomas, father of the TV Dinner, dead at 83

To honor him, tonight I will be having a quiet dinner at home consisting of salisbury steak, mashed potatoes, corn and a fudge brownie, all neatly served in individual plastic compartments.

Drunken Knight Rider thoughts

On the TV show "Knight Rider," why did Michael Knight ever get out of his car?

It seems that he could have stopped all the bad guys without ever leaving the safety of K.I.T.T.'s driver's seat. Yet in every episode he gets out and engages in useless hand-to-hand combat. That's when he gets in trouble.

And why did Michael always have to push a button on the dashboard to enter Super Pursuit Mode? K.I.T.T. could do everything by itself, even drive itself, yet Michael had to physically push this button for the turbo boost. C'mon!

And finally why, at 30 years old, am I still watching Knight Rider?

1st gay fraternity

Hmmm...I thought all fraternities were gay.

Gay Fraternity Forms National Organization

Work-from-home-Wednesday?

Yes, I am working from home again today.

I couldn't get my car in for an alignment yesterday so I had to drive it to work this morning. It was shaking all the way, but what's the worst that could happen? The worst that could happen would probably be a tire blowout. And that's what happened.

So I waited on the freeway median for roadside assistance for about an hour, while traffic cruised by. Luckily in Arizona it doesn't hit 100 degrees until 10:00am or so.

A cop pulled up while I was on the phone with the service guy. I asked if he could help but he told me to wait for the toe truck. He said he'd check back in a half hour and see if I was still here. What the hell happened to "protect and serve?" I bet if I had a beer in my hand, he'd have paid more attention to me.

Anyway, now I'm working at home while my car gets four new tires put on.

Work-From-Home-Tuesday!

Today isn't Friday but it is a work-from-home-day for me.

My car (a 2000 Daewoo Leganza. I know what you're thinking: Isn't Daewoo a brand of VCR?) is getting an alignment. Yesterday it shook so bad, cruising down the freeway, that I nearly spilled my beer. Just kidding - I usually use one of those kid sippy cups when drinking in the car. Safety first. (Calm down, I'm kidding.)

Malcolm...idiot

"Malcolm in the Middle" star Frankie Muniz just got engaged at age 19 to his girlfriend! I'm trying to hurry up and get this posted before they're divorced.

Hey Frankie, two words for you: Macaulay Culkin

No marriage = no divorce

Finally the world is starting to take my advice.

Wedding bells aren't ringing, but neither are phones of divorce lawyers

On the seventh day, he drank

Remember when you used to have to make sure, on Saturday, that you had enough alcohol on hand to get you through Sunday?

Sundays no longer day of rest

Rolling in cash

Last night I watched the movie 54. There's a scene where Mike Myers, who plays Steve Rubell, owner of the legendary 70's club 54, rolls around in bed on a huge pile of cash.


I was going to recreate the scene and post the picture on this site. I just had one problem:

Drunken Lego Vacation

Hi, I'm Drunken Lego Wirthy. I recently went on a Google Earth sightseeing vacation. Take a look at my pictures below (click to enlarge).



Drunken Lego Wirthy at the White house




At the Stratosphere in Las Vegas




Swimming off the Florida Panhandle




At the South Pole




At the Washington Monument




At Niagara Falls




At the Grand Canyon




At the Sears Tower in Chicago




In Mount St. Helens




At Coors Field in Denver




At the Empire State Building

Got $1.4 million? Buy a mobile home.

Mobile home madness: Prices top $1 million

Sorry Mickey

I just watched HBO's new documentary about Mickey Mantle.

It shows the speech Mantle gave, after undergoing a liver transplant, where he advises people to not abuse alcohol.

"...don't be like me. God gave me a body, an ability to play baseball...It was just wasted. I was given so much. I blew it. " -- Mickey Mantle

Well, God gave me a crippled body and barely the ability to walk. So, if it's all the same to you Mick, I'll just keep on drinking.

Hey, don't forget your kid

Toddler dies after 5 hours in car

How could a person ever forget that there is a baby in his or her car?

Kids irritate me so much that I am aware when one is within a 100 feet. There is no way I could ignore one in my backseat.

That's my home state police

Man Tunnels Out of Trailer to Elude Cops

I hope I didn't get sucked in

I purposely avoid the premier episodes of reality shows because I don't want to get hooked. But now I find myself watching "Rock Star: INXS." INXS is using an American-Idol-type format to choose a new lead singer to replace Michael Hutchence who hung himself to death in 1997.

I'm half-way through the premier and I don't feel that I am in any danger of getting hooked on the show.

All the contestants are young. INXS is old.

Some of the contestants are female. Is INXS really going to have a female singer?

The one black contestant sang Living Colour's Cult of Personality. That's really the only rock song by a black person/group in the last 20 years I can think of. I wonder what he'll sing next week. Will that be enough to bring me back next week?

Wait a second...one of the guys from INXS just gave a contestant crap for forgetting the lyrics during her performance. He asked, " If you're going to fold under the pressure in front of a thousand people, what's it going to be like in front of 50,000 people?"

New lead singer, no lead singer, 20 lead singers...when the hell is INXS going to play in front of 50,000 people?

By the way, I've now started documenting how drunk I am when I post each entry. I really felt people wanted to know.

Power slacking on the job

I'm surprised I wasn't mentioned, specifically, in this article.

Survey: Workers waste more time than employers expect, costing companies $759 billion a year.