Movie Review

A couple of nights ago, I watched the movie "The Day After Tomorrow." This movie takes a big-budget, special-effects-filled look at what the world would look like if global warming continued at such levels that it resulted in worldwide catastrophe and disaster, including multiple hurricanes, tornadoes, tidal waves, floods and the beginning of the next Ice Age.

The entire northern half of the United States froze over and was covered in snow. Temperatures were so low that people froze to death immediately. Big goddamn deal; that's North Dakota every winter.

Also at the end of the movie, all surviving Americans relocated to Mexico. I don't know about you, but I'd rather die a horrible frozen death than live in Mexico.

Stupid movie - no nudity.

Congratulations Sioux!

The University of North Dakota Fighting Sioux football team's win over Grand Valley State Saturday means the Sioux advance to the Division II semifinals. But more importantly, it means I get another Saturday morning of drinking.

A win against Pittsburg State this weekend will propel the Sioux to the championship game and me to a third consecutive Saturday of drinking.

Fallout from Pacers-Pistons fight

I am sad to see that the fight that broke out at the end of Friday's Pacers-Pistons game may negatively affect all sports fans.

NBA Commissioner David Stern said the league will consider restricting alcohol sales, particularly in the 4th quarter of games. After witnessing the fight that involved a fan throwing a beer at Pacer Ron Artest, other leagues may also restrict beer sales.

So now a guy like me, who doesn't want to throw beer at anyone and, at the worst, just wants to get drunk, fall down the stairs or pass out in the arena parking lot, will be punished for the stupid actions of a few.

Sorry Kelsey

Sorry Kelsey, I know I promised to write something here but I'm drunk and tired. Maybe later.

I'd only have to eat every 3 days

Hardee’s serves up 1,420-calorie burger (full story)

Official Statement

Over the last two weeks, rumors have arose that I am currently dating someone. Some even go as far as to speculate that I am dating a female. I will now respond to these rumors.

It is true that I am seeing someone and this person is female. I choose at this time to not reveal her identity online because I do not want my ass kicked. I am sure it is understandable that dating me is not something to be proud of and, therefore, not something one would want publicized. Some may find this hypocritical because I rarely protect the anonymity of anyone. My response to these people is: 'yes, this is quite hypocritical, but too f'ing bad. Get your own damn site and write whatever you want about me.'

Noticeably my current situation has reduced the amount of time I have spent updating Wirthy.com. I soon expect to be dedicating more time to the site because, honestly, how much longer can this relationship really last?

Where have I been?

It's been nearly two weeks since my last web log entry. Where the hell have I been?

Well, I'll tell you: I have been extremely focused on my career lately.

Here are some pictures of my newest living room furniture.