Thursday, September 25, 2008

Nothing good ever comes from these tubes

This guy from Louisiana wants to pay poor women $1,000 to get their tubes tied. Yes -- this is one of the better ideas I have ever heard! Nothing is more annoying to me than kids, and poor kids are the most annoying.

I wish John McCain would have picked this obscure Republican for his VP instead of that other obscure Republican.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Still Crippled

The Department of Transportation has issued me a new handicapped parking permit good until 2013.

Looks like I'm crippled for another five years. Oh well, better luck next time.