Monday, October 23, 2006
Monday, October 16, 2006
Marriage loses its edge
Next we'll be seeing headlines like:
"Most people binge drink, alone on the couch"
"Majority of Americans have gone decades without sex"
"Magnum P.I. reruns score big in ratings"
"Average penis size just under 2 inches"
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Sunday, October 01, 2006
In my cupboard I have a box of 1,500 toothpicks. I think I bought these a year or so ago and am sure there are at least 1,495 toothpicks remaining.
When I die in a few years or so, someone will eventually find in my house my rotted corpse, a case of unused condoms, a few dozen get-in-free cards to local gentlemen clubs, and 1,390 toothpicks.
Girlfriend is gone for 11 days. Tomorrow morning she is leaving on a family vacation.
Since no other girl ever shows even the slightest interest in me, girlfriend really has nothing to worry about. I'll probably just spend every night drinking alone...aaaahhh, sounds good to me.