Monday, October 16, 2006

Finally my way of life is catching on

Marriage loses its edge

Next we'll be seeing headlines like:

"Most people binge drink, alone on the couch"
"Majority of Americans have gone decades without sex"
"Magnum P.I. reruns score big in ratings"
"Average penis size just under 2 inches"

1 COMMENTS:

Chalice said...

Nice... I love the future headlines and I wouldn't be surprised to actually see those one day...