Thursday, March 30, 2006

I'm back

My damn Canadian hosting company has messed with me for the last time. How dare they tell me that I've exceeded my monthly traffic allowance and then shut me down!

Well, I'm back now. Just have nothing to say.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Today in history

1990 - "Pretty Woman" was released.

2005 - I added a Visitor Counter and Google Ads to this site. Since then I've received nearly 53,000 visitors and generated $35 in revenue.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Today in history

1896 - Chinese communist leader, He Long, was born. I've never heard of this guy and really have no idea who he is, but could any guy have a better name than He Long?

1931 - T.J. Hooker was born.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006


I didn't think I'd ever finish my work today.


Charges dropped against teacher in sex case

As I predicted here, Debra Lafave is not guilty. Well, the charges were dropped...that's the same thing to me.

A 14-year-old got to nail this. Where's the crime?

She still faces three years of house arrest. So if you happen to live next door, you may want to stop by.

Today in history

1946 - The Los Angeles Rams signed Kenny Washington, the first black player to join a National Football League team since 1933. The NFL would eventually go on to sign dozens of black players.

1962 - Ferris Bueller was born.

1978 - This fuck was born:

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Drunken thoughts on "Cocktail"

What is it about Elisabeth Shue movies that makes me want to drink?

Tonight "Cocktail" was on Starz, Encore or one of those other channels that run up my cable bill, yet rarely offer anything good to watch.

Just like "Leaving Las Vegas," this movie makes me thirsty. Since they're both, in some way, about alcohol, I guess it makes sense. It never bothered me that "Leaving" was about a guy drinking himself to death. It still makes me want to drink.

So here I am: drinking whiskey, watching a pre-insane Tom Cruise pouring drinks.

Hey, there's the World Trade Center. Those were innocent times.

Cruise and the other guy from the movie get drunk and walk around New York, singing the Big Bopper's "Chantilly Lace." Never has booze made me take to the streets, singing songs with my buddies.

Time for another C.C. & Coke.

I remember that Kokomo song was pretty big when I was a school lad.

Oh, oh - Tom just knocked up Elisabeth Shue and her father is not very happy with him. Wonder if Katie Holmes' dad likes this movie.

Well, that was two hours of my life

I'll never get back.

Friday, March 17, 2006

They should make a sequel

I bet I could get Whitney Houston now. Too bad I don't want to.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

I thought I would post a picture of a leprechaun here today. But then I thought: "Wouldn't it be funny if that leprechaun was taking it up the ass by the Easter Bunny?" "And wouldn't it also be funny if this was happening at a bar where Santa was pissing on the floor?"

I think the answer is yes, it would be funny.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Unshaven HNT

Update: I didn't realize this week was supposed to be a St. Patrick's Day theme when I originally posted late last night. So I took another picture, but this time I changed my eye color. I've been able to do that ever since I saw the movie "Teen Wolf."


It's been a while since I submitted a half-nekkid entry. And this week's photo has nothing to do with being half-nekkid, but big fuckin' deal. Here's me after many days of being too lazy to shave.

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What others are doing this week

Monday, March 13, 2006

Another one slips away

I know this is a few days late but now that Dana Reeve is dead, I have lost my perfect woman.

My dream comes true - for someone else

Woman Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet

I can't afford 9 bucks

For the one or two people who access this site through the URL, you gotta start now using

I won't be renewing because it costs $9.00 and I'd rather buy three beers with that money.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

After 142 days without rain, guess what...

It's raining. Why else would I be mentioning this?

The Phoenix area has not seen rain in over 140 days which, if my math is correct, is about 11 months.

And it's damn cold - 45 degrees. Time to bring out my winter survival kit

My winter survival kit:

Recap of the last few days

I electrocuted myself

Is it possible to be too drunk to safely plug in a cell phone? Apparently, yes. Tuesday night, after an evening of drinking, I attempted to charge my cell phone. I bent down to grab the cord, which I always leave plugged in. Stupid gravity - I lost my balance and fell over; my arm hitting the phone plug-in-thingy. The thingy broke, exposing only the metal prongs that had 3 million gigawatz of electricity flowing through them. Bzzzzzzzz! Damn!!!!

I want to be a video vixen

Thursday night we went to the Bon Jovi concert. Jon announced that they were filming the show for an upcoming video. Sweet! I've always wanted to be in a music video. I was only about a quarter-mile from the stage, so I'm sure I'll be featured quite prominently.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Liquid lunch

I love it when I can slide up the Drunk Meter a notch or two on a work day. Let's hear it for liquid lunches!

Check out this link: Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages. I don't think this guy's demands are so outrageous.

Rerun HNT, again

Again, I'm lacking in creativity so today I submit another "re-run" HNT. This is my favorite HNT entry.

This cannot end well

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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

I am so NOT moving to this town!

No abortions, porn or contraceptives? What's left to live for?!

New town looks to ban abortions, porn, contraceptives

Today in history

Three of our finest actors were born today:

Dirk Benedict (1945) - Face from "The A-Team"
Alan Thicke (1947) - The dad from "Growing Pains"
Mark-Paul Gosselaar (1974) - Zack from "Saved By The Bell"

1988 - A Patrick Swayze song, She's Like The Wind, topped the charts