Saturday, September 23, 2006

There may be a God

All my life I've prayed to God for only three things: (1) A larger bladder-I am usually at a one-piss-per-beer ratio; (2) An NBA Championship for Charles Barkley; and (3) Egg McMuffins all day long.

McDonald's May Offer Breakfast Menu All Day Long

Thanks God! I have to take a leak now

2 COMMENTS:

angie, party of one said...

What are you going to do with your egg frier/muffin toaster/sausage cooker now?

Stephanie said...

I've always thought that they should serve breakfast until at least noon - everyday.

Great, now I want hashbrowns!