Ozzy & Shirley

A couple nights ago I was watching a bio on Laverne & Shirley on the Biography Channel, as I am sure many of you were. Maybe it's just me, but it looks like Penny Marshall has turned into Ozzy.

Mile High Club

'Mile High' venture takes romance to the next level

They ripped out some seats to make room for a mattress. For $750, you get 90 minutes of cruising to knock off a chunk.

What the hell would I do for the remaining 89 minutes, 16 seconds?

An amazing comeback

A little over a year ago this little device entered my life. For weeks, I enjoyed Egg McMuffin-type sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and dinner. But, like many of my purchases (treadmill, George Foreman Grill, etc.), it eventually just gathered dust and went unused.

Today, however, the Egg & Muffin toaster made its triumphant return. Maybe I'll hit the treadmill this afternoon. But then I'd have to take all my jeans off of it. Where would I put them? I could hang them in my closet; put them on my bed; maybe the floor. Ah, screw it.

What if 'Office Space' was a horror movie?

Right now my beer is getting warm!

The power went out at the Wirthy compound this morning. My first thought was that it could have something to do with the stack of unpaid utility bills I am collecting. But the rest of the neighborhood was also without power too and I doubt the electric company would punish everyone because of my deliquency.

The real victims here are my poor beers that are getting warmer with every minute.

Doogie's GAY!

Doogie is out of the closet. I knew I was gay, for watching that show.