An amazing comeback

A little over a year ago this little device entered my life. For weeks, I enjoyed Egg McMuffin-type sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and dinner. But, like many of my purchases (treadmill, George Foreman Grill, etc.), it eventually just gathered dust and went unused.

Today, however, the Egg & Muffin toaster made its triumphant return. Maybe I'll hit the treadmill this afternoon. But then I'd have to take all my jeans off of it. Where would I put them? I could hang them in my closet; put them on my bed; maybe the floor. Ah, screw it.