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You know god is kicking you in the ass...

...when you get paralyzed in a freak frisbee accident.

Happy Thanksgiving

What I am thankful for:

1. Once again, I'm thankful for another year without having any children or getting married. I am truly blessed.

2. This year I am thankful for my new 61" HDTV. Partnering with Dish Network, it provides endless entertainment in the form of satellite television and audio programming.

3. I am very thankful that I no longer drive this.

4. Thank you alcohol for solving more problems than you've caused over the years.

5. I am greatful for web site-creating programs Microsoft Frontpage and Macromedia Dreamweaver for allowing me to make money designing web sites, without having a clue of what I'm doing.

What I learned from watching '1408'

1408 synopsis: John Cusack wants to stay in a haunted hotel room. Samuel L. Jackson says no, don't stay in the haunted hotel room. John Cusack doesn't listen and checks into the room. Then the room tries to kill him.



Empty mini-bar: scary!



Whether you're in an evil possessed hotel room or just in an average room at a Holiday Inn, a black light passed over the bed will produce the same horrific results.

61 Inches of Pleasure

They say that money can't buy happiness. But money can buy a 61" HDTV and huge TVs make me happy.