Happy Thanksgiving

What I am thankful for:

1. Once again, I'm thankful for another year without having any children or getting married. I am truly blessed.

2. This year I am thankful for my new 61" HDTV. Partnering with Dish Network, it provides endless entertainment in the form of satellite television and audio programming.

3. I am very thankful that I no longer drive this.

4. Thank you alcohol for solving more problems than you've caused over the years.

5. I am greatful for web site-creating programs Microsoft Frontpage and Macromedia Dreamweaver for allowing me to make money designing web sites, without having a clue of what I'm doing.