Lawnmower driver charged with DUI
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
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1 COMMENTS:
DUI guy: "I *hic*.. I *hic*.. Whah?"
Police: "I asked if you'd been drinking, sir?"
DUI guy: "I *hic* What? oh me?? oh hell no... I juss have a few!"
Police: "A few what?"
DUI Guy: "Whaaaat ..?? I shaid I sang outta tune... Have *hic* have *hic* have you been smok'hin' somephun..?"
Police : "No - have you smoked anything today?"
DUI Guy: "Me - no no.. I just have about 12 beers....oooooh hehehe... you *hic* you *hic* you goth me, you bass'ard,"
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