Saturday, June 24, 2006

No updates?

Where have I been for the last week or so? Well, let me tell you.

I got a new job. There are a lot of differences between this job and my old one - some good, some bad. One of the good things is the salary. I don't want to brag, but $7.43/hour is going to buy a lot of beer!

Unfortunately this new position has different job responsibilities - most of which involve actual work. Some things not in the job description are:

  • Surfing internet porn
  • Watching 80's sitcoms online
  • Taking 2-hour liquid lunches
  • Napping
  • Posting useless crap on the internet
  • Working from home on Fridays
  • Arriving late
  • Leaving early

While I used to have eight hours in the day to stare at the wall, waiting for a thought to enter my head, I now have to fit this into my evenings, which is when I usually like to get shit-faced.

How did my priorities get so out-of-whack?

6 COMMENTS:

angie, party of one said...

Well congrats on the new job! I, personally miss your posts, but a more dough is always a good thing.

ALRO said...

Dude !!! This sucks..

It's not too late to beg for your old job back;;; just for the internet porn..

Wait...

I'm a System & Network Admin and Engineer.. hire me - and we'll have porn for life!

Tanya Kristine said...
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Anonymous said...

i got a drunk driving yesterday.

have you ever had one?

Arbusto said...

I've watched a lot of people get DUIs. haha.

angie, party of one said...

Okay...your new job really sucks. June 24? That is like MONTHS ago! We miss you