Where have I been for the last week or so? Well, let me tell you.
I got a new job. There are a lot of differences between this job and my old one - some good, some bad. One of the good things is the salary. I don't want to brag, but $7.43/hour is going to buy a lot of beer!
Unfortunately this new position has different job responsibilities - most of which involve actual work. Some things not in the job description are:
- Surfing internet porn
- Watching 80's sitcoms online
- Taking 2-hour liquid lunches
- Napping
- Posting useless crap on the internet
- Working from home on Fridays
- Arriving late
- Leaving early
While I used to have eight hours in the day to stare at the wall, waiting for a thought to enter my head, I now have to fit this into my evenings, which is when I usually like to get shit-faced.
How did my priorities get so out-of-whack?
Stumble it!
6 COMMENTS:
Well congrats on the new job! I, personally miss your posts, but a more dough is always a good thing.
Dude !!! This sucks..
It's not too late to beg for your old job back;;; just for the internet porn..
Wait...
I'm a System & Network Admin and Engineer.. hire me - and we'll have porn for life!
i got a drunk driving yesterday.
have you ever had one?
I've watched a lot of people get DUIs. haha.
Okay...your new job really sucks. June 24? That is like MONTHS ago! We miss you
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