It's been a month since I've been here. What the hell has happened to me? I went from having 22 hours of free time a day to having two jobs and barely enough time to have two beers and a quick glance at some internet porn before going to bed.
I was a happy guy, putting in 4 hours of work a day, coming home by 3:30pm and drinking myself into a silly, drunken, stupid...um... stupor. Now I go to work at 6:30am, come home around 4:30pm, and work for another few hours - all for $21,500!
Anyway, let me catch you up on what I've been up to:
I lied and said I was a web site designer and got a job as a web site designer.
In two consecutive nights, I saw four hair bands in concert: Tesla, Poison, Cinderella and Skid Row.
I bought a treadmill.
As the result of a drunken houseboating accident, I now go to the chiropractor three times a week and spend most of my day with an ice pack on my back.
For the first time ever, a team I was rooting for won the NBA championship.
Found out I can hang 8 pair of jeans on my treadmill.
Got my condo painted.
Stumble it!
9 COMMENTS:
Oh how I've missed you so. I was crying to power ballads until your post finally arrived, and lo and behold I find TESLA on it?! I love Tesla, and now, I love you.
Welcome back chosen one.
I had a friend who built Tesla coils. Realy working ones.
the NBA sucks.
Treadmills are GREAT for hanging laundry!!! That's why I bought mine!!
Hate it when I get into drunken houseboat accidents.
Welcome back! Doesn't having to work for a living suck! I have found that reclining bicycles are also excellent for hanging all manner of laundry - jeans, delicate undergarments, "lay flat to dry" sweaters! How similar we are! r
Not that I thought you gave a shit about the World Cup Soccer, but thought you and others may want to check out this perspective.
http://www.theregister.com/2006/07/13/zidane_headbutt_outrage/
Hope that works. It's hilarious.
r
you should take your blog offline. its a tease to check it ever now and again and see the date of June 11th...
i mean july...maybe I'M the new drunk...
Over a month now... I am going to be forced to take you off my blogroll... ;)
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