Dear phone book company:

Please quit leaving new phone books on my driveway.

Because I have the internet, electricity and the ability to type, I no longer have the need for a 4-inch thick, 5 pound book.

For the past few years, these books have gone straight from my driveway to my garbage dumpster. I don't even bother to recycle them. So, I would appreciate your prompt attention to this matter.