It takes two?

I love going on MTV.com's You Tell Us page to read what stupid kids think of current affairs.

This week, Cara, 20, is appalled by the accusations made by former American Idol contestant, Corey Clark, that he and Paula Abdul had a sexual relationship.

"If Paula Abdul had any kind of relationship with him, keep in mind that it takes two people to have sex. "

Silly, Cara - If it takes two people to have sex, then what is it that I've been doing by myself, five times a week, for the past 15 years?