It's the gift that counts

Another Christmas is over and, while Santa continues to snub me because of that damn naughty/nice list, Girlfriend was very good to me. One of my gifts was a new digital camera. (I can finally throw away that Kodak Disc.)

I got Girlfriend a laptop computer. Now instead of being disgusted when I spend our 'alone' time watching free sample clips on barely legal sites, she can look at her own porn.



Two people got me shot glass sets. What do people think of me?

I bought myself a new home theater system. 'The Simpsons Movie' sounded great but, unfortunately 'Magnum P.I.' wasn't recorded in digital surround sound.