As some people pointed out in my previous post, my Drunk Meter showed that I was going to be sober for my weekend drinking retreat. Let me tell, that definitely was not the case.
That damn Drunk Meter must have been malfunctioning. Never buy a Drunk Meter from some guy in a van who also sells crab legs and long distance phone cards. Anyway I have updated the previous post to reflect my actual drunken level over the weekend.
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Damn Drunk Meter is acting up again
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My drunk meter is my nose. When it turns beat red, game on.
Now I'm confused. Is the Drunk Meter a predictive, real-time, or historical device? I've always assumed that it related to your condition at the time that the post was written...
KOM, the Drunk Meter records my condition at post time. It was only this one incident that I set it to record what I assumed would be my drunken level over the weekend.
Well, for a drunk guy, you're sober fairly often.
tan lucy pez, the problem is that I post a lot of entries during the day, while I am at work. I probably need to start bringing alcohol to the office.
I keep alcohol in my office. Martinis/Manhattans/Shots are required at the end of the business day. Me and my partners get tanked.
BTW, your drunk meter has not been working for a long time now. I just figured you were always sober. Silly me, that happens when you are Blonde.
if buying things out of the back of a van is wrong.. i dont want to be right! Where else am i going to get bootlegs of hollywood blockbusters with chinese subtitles AND previously frozen shrimp at the same time?
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