Ummm...alca...alcuh...alcoho...

So I was planning on enjoying a quiet, sober night at home. But then I got the call to go out drinking.

It's not that I drank that much - just three beers, but I have this disease where, once I start drinking, I can't stop. It also gives me an uncontrollable craving for alcohol throughout the day. Can't remember what it's called.