Thursday, February 02, 2006

Damn, Full House would be a great show if it was still on the air

"Full House" Star Admits Meth Problem

I think it's time for a Full House reunion.

Uncle Jesse's marriage to the chick from X-Men falls apart.

Stephanie is all tweaked out, constantly banging her head on walls. Uncles Joey and Jesse sit at the edge of her bed, explaining why she shouldn't do drugs, date boys or wear makeup.

Danny is stuck directing Norm Macdonald projects, wishing he had ridden the America's Funniest Home Videos gravy train to the bitter end.

D.J. goes on to an acting career but constantly wonders: If a movie is made, goes straight to video and is seen by no one, is it still a movie?

Uncle Joey is on Skating with Celebrities, praying nobody will ever question his "celebrity" status.

Little Michelle magically morphs into two teenage billionaire sluts.

Having nothing better to do, Kimmy Gibbler has remained on the set of Full House for the last 11 years.

3 COMMENTS:

The Persian said...

Ha! excellent post buddy...

and Happy HNT (obasso linkage)

SignGurl said...

Send it into Nick at Night and see if they will produce the show.

I love that HNT! I hope that you need glasses since you drew your package so small.

Lila said...

Yes, happy TNT!