Weekend crap

I still can't stand kids.

After spending an entire day with only women and kids, I badly needed to see another man (gay?).

Thank God for friends and camera phones. When I pass out after a night of drinking, my friends can put me on top of passed out girlfriend and take nice pictures.

Did you hear that girlfriend won the Powerball Lottery this weekend? Well, she did - a whole $7! Some other guy in Nebraska won $360 million...big deal.

Try this out.