What's wrong with me? I used to be able to type funny shit when I would spend a night alone, getting drunk, during the week, watching 80's shows like "Knight Rider" and "MacGyver." That's what I did tonight and...nothing...I got not a goddamn funny thing to type.
It's nearly midnight. I've gone through a couple beers, a couple screwdrivers and a bottle of merlot. Tomorrow is a work day, but fuck it! If I don't pass out while going to the bathroom, I'm heading out to the patio for a beer.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Drink, drank, drunk
Stumble it!
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Christ Wirthy, you have let your friends, your co-workers, your mom, dad, but most importantly your fans down! We need you to break up with your girl, get completely smashed, turn on Nick at Night, download some porn, and upload some funny shit on this site. Now get to it!
JK bro.
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