I'm a good boyfriend, every other night

After work yesterday I went straight to the bar to have a couple beers with friends. I called girlfriend and told her to go to my house and I'd be there around 6:30pm.

At 7:00pm I called her again to say that I was just finishing my last drink and that I would bring dinner home.

At 10:30pm I finally made it home, but without any dinner.

So today after work, I also went out for a couple of beers. I told girlfriend I would call her around 6:30pm and that I would pick up Chinese food. This time I did call her, right on time. I told her to meet me at my place and, if it wasn't too much trouble, pick up some Chinese.