Monday, January 30, 2006

She's as stupid as she was when she fell in the well

'Baby Jessica' Marries

She's getting married at age 19 to a 32-year-old. In six years, she stands to earn $1 million. We'll see how this turns out.

7 COMMENTS:

Blonde said...

Oh, yeah...this has hillbilly Jerry Springer story written all over it.

Arbusto said...

Damn, and she's not even hot. Why'd I bother looking at the link?

Marie said...

I forgot all about her until now.

Anonymous said...

what the hell, didnt she die in that pipe? oh well!!

on a different note i have your buddy jakes "ragnar" tell him if he ever wants to see it again it will cost him a night of heavy drinking at chuys, if he declines "ragnar" will be left at a local golf course buried in a sand trap!!!!

Blonde said...

Any chick with $1 million of her own money is hot. Her bank book will fit nicely over her face...

Anonymous said...

I find the comments for this article very disturbing. Anyone who considered a child of 18 months stupid is a) a moron, b) a hypocrite, and c) a moron and a hypocrite. All of you were children at one point. You're no better than this young woman.

Marriage isn't a mistake, either. Anyone who says otherwise either wasn't strong enough to make it work, or has never experienced it.

Wirthy said...

Anonymous, what the fuck's your problem?

Of course a child of 18 months can be stupid. Here's a good way to tell which ones are: The ones who fall into wells are stupid.

And, yes, I was a child once too. And I was stupid. Just not as stupid as she was.

And everyone knows marriage is a joke. C'mon.