Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Cell Phones Prevent STD

A new study by a Cleveland research team (Cleveland -- Where all top research is performed.) says that cell phone use may decrease male fertility.

I keep a couple phones shoved down my pants at all time -- anything to prevent contracting the worst-ever Sexually Transmitted Disease ... fatherhood.

1 COMMENTS:

Anonymous said...

Well, plus, if you set that bastard to "vibrate," you just need a fifth of gin and couple telemarketers to make your evening complete.