A new study by a Cleveland research team (Cleveland -- Where all top research is performed.) says that cell phone use may decrease male fertility.
I keep a couple phones shoved down my pants at all time -- anything to prevent contracting the worst-ever Sexually Transmitted Disease ... fatherhood.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Cell Phones Prevent STD
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Well, plus, if you set that bastard to "vibrate," you just need a fifth of gin and couple telemarketers to make your evening complete.
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