Sunday, February 24, 2008

Navy to Shoot Down ABC Family Satellite

ARLINGTON, VA -- After a successful missile launch that destroyed a wayward U.S. spy satellite last week, the Navy is now making plans to shoot down the ABC Family Channel satellite.

Navy officials say that the satellite, which primarily beams syndicated re-runs of sitcoms like "Full House" and "8 Simple Rules" to cable and satellite TV subscribers, no longer provides any benefit to the country.

The Pentagon has concerns that, if the satellite is allowed to eventually fall to Earth, foreign countries could gain access to the information on-board, including all 42 episodes of the Christina Applegate series "Jesse" and the 2004 made-for-TV movie "The Karate Dog" starring Pat Morita and featuring the voice of Chevy Chase.

The satellite is also used by Sirius Satellite Radio's OUTATIME channel that plays only songs from the "Back To The Future" soundtrack.

3 COMMENTS:

Effortlessly Average said...

Thank God, no more Full House!

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