So, you get Kiefer Sutherland's TV daughter from "24" (Elisha Cuthbert) to star in a movie in which she plays an adult film star - what do you do? Well if you're the makers of "The Girl Next Door," you write a script that doesn't put her in one nude scene - not one at all!!!
What the f#%k!! You got this girl playing a porn star and she's not nude once. She even has sex in the back of a limo without taking any clothes off.
Another brilliant scene occurs in a strip club. Two actors are getting lap dances from strippers who don't even take their clothes off. So now we have porn stars and strippers who don't get naked.
This movie is basically "Risky Business" except without a Porsche falling into a lake.
Sunday, April 03, 2005
Drunken Movie Review: "The Girl Next Door"
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Sounds like a porn film with all the bad acting but without the porn. That sucks out loud.
Who knew Keifer Southerland's daughter was so hot.
Uhhh...ummm maybe the plot is so good it doesn't need any...oh never mind what the hell am I thinking?
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