The TV-Turnoff Network, for the 11th year, is inviting everyone to "Turn off TV, turn on life" from Monday (April 25) through May 1.
So now here is how my week will go:
Monday
Normal schedule:
7:00pm - 8:00pm: "Still Standing" & "Listen Up" on CBS
8:00pm - 9:00pm: "24" on FOX
TV-Turn Off Week schedule:
7:00pm - 8:00pm: read from the scriptures
8:00pm - 9:00pm: polish my remote, if you know what I mean
Tuesday
Normal schedule:
7:00pm - 8:00pm: "MTV Cribs" previously Tivo'd
10:30pm - 11:30pm: "The Late Show With David Letterman" on CBS
TV-Turn Off Week schedule:
7:00pm - 8:00pm: tour neighbor's crib, until I get caught
10:30pm - 11:30pm: recreate Letterman set with cardboard and puppets; make own talk show
Wednesday
Normal schedule:
8:00pm - 9:00pm: "King of Queens" & "Yes, Dear" on CBS
TV-Turn Off Week schedule:
8:00pm - 9:00pm: bathe
Thursday
Normal schedule:
7:00pm - 8:00pm: "The OC" on FOX
TV-Turn Off Week schedule:
7:00pm - 8 :00pm: charity work
Friday
Normal schedule:
5:00pm - 11:00pm: drink at local bar
11:30pm - 2:00am: soft-core porn on Cinemax
TV-Turn Off Week schedule:
5:00pm - 11:00pm: drink at local bar
11:30pm - 2:00am: create own porn - a one man production
Saturday
Normal schedule:
All-day: drink while flipping through channels non-stop
TV-Turn Off Week schedule:
All-day: drink while staring at wall
Sunday
Normal schedule:
All-day: drink while flipping through channels non-stop
TV-Turn Off Week schedule:
All-day: drink while staring at floor
Stumble it!
3 COMMENTS:
You are perhaps one of the funniest people I don't know. One request: drop the humor and celebrity talk for a half minute and write about some kind of real tragedy or sadness in your life, something real that's not softened with humor.
What? I like the humor. Good luck with turning off your TV. At least you'll have beer...
Give up TV? As long as I get to keep the Internet and it's more interesting live-action visuals.
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