Please join me in prayer

Dear Lord,

I know I have not been the most faithful of your flock lately. And I rarely come to you with my troubles or ask for your guidance. I did not want bother you with my small, insignificant problems.

But now Lord, I must ask one favor of you. If it is your will, please make this the final moments of the 15 minutes of fame that really never needed to occur in the first place.