Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Britney in Arizona?

Rumor has it that Britney Spears is looking to buy a place in the Phoenix area.

Britney, you may want to check out this lovely townhouse in my neighborhood. It has two bedrooms and two bathrooms. You'll love it.

Then maybe after you pop out that kid, hand it over to your nanny and drop the 200 pounds you put on, we could hang out.

1 COMMENTS:

Anonymous said...

Sure, call her yours now! Now she's nice and plump and really, besides you, why would anyone want your or a place in Mesa?

Featuring, the now phatt with your child, Briteny?