Drunken thoughts on "Can't Buy Me Love"

Today was Work-From-Home-Wednesday. I needed the cable company to send someone out to fix my internet, which keeps going down. Today was their earliest availability and I've learned to always make that appointment because the next soonest availability is usually two months down the road.

So I had to stay home today and await the cable guy who was scheduled between 10:00am - 12:00pm. He showed up around 11:55am and, after examining every inch of cable running through my house, determined my problem: way too much internet porn.

After eating leftovers from last night's Chinese food, I spent the rest of the afternoon napping and watching internet porn.

Once my work day ended at 4:00pm, I headed to the bar for a few hours. After I got home, I caught the end of "Can't Buy Me Love." I've seen this movie numerous times. Here are some drunken thoughts I've always had about it:

It's easy to pick out which characters are on the high school baseball team and cheerleader squad because they always wear their uniforms.



Amanda Peterson, who played the female lead, was never in another movie that anyone ever saw.

Chuckie Miller, younger annoying brother of main character, Ronald Miller, was played by now big movie star, Seth Green.