Friday, October 07, 2005

Don't make me say it

Oops, it looks like I passed out on the couch again. Luckily tomorrow is...you know, don't make me say it, c'mon, "work...," "work from...," "work from ho..."

"WORK FROM HOME FRIDAY"

And I guess it's not tomorrow anymore. It's in four hours. Goodnight.

5 COMMENTS:

aughra said...

No, it's sleep all day while your kid is at kindergarten friday.

And I love it.

Stephanie said...

Ok Wirthy - I need your drunken advice.

1. I got drunk. Feeling the buzz!!

2. I remembered to take my birth control pills. Yay me!

3. I threw up. Oh no!!

Now what??

Wirthy said...

Snavylyn, you seem to have a problem here. You took your birth control but then threw up, so you probably aren't protected from the STD known as pregnancy.

Actually this reminds me of the night that I got all hopped up on booze and birth control. But that's a story for a different time.

From what I see you have a few options here. You could try some abstinence for a while. You could explore other sexual options (I think you can figure out what I mean). Or you can actually risk getting pregnant. Wouldn't it be funny to someday tell your child that he/she exists only because mom puked up her birth control?

Now might be a good time to experiment with lesbianism. No pregnancy risk there.

... said...

finally some movement of the drunk meter! i was pullin for ya... damn i would hate work from home friday - all those fuckin kids in my house - i'd have paint on the cieling.

Wirthy said...

femi-mommy, there are no kids in my house on Work-From-Home-Friday, or any other day. Nothing but peace and quiet, TV and booze.