Gone for the weekend

Well, I'm off for the weekend, heading up to drink in the "high country."

I have a couple friends with cabins. I've come up with a formula to decide which one to stay at:

Divide the number of bedrooms by the square footage of each cabin. Multiply that figure by pi (3.14). Then multiply that number by zero.

Take that answer and add the number of kids in each cabin.

Compare the two results. Whichever figure is smaller - that's where I'll stay.