Like shit, I feel

For this post, the Drunk Meter below is actually a Sick Meter.

My first day of vacation and I feel like shit. My legs feel like I just walked a half-mile (for me, that's a lot). My back feels like I got hit by a car (not that I know what that exactly feels like). My head has that familiar throbbing that I normally only experience after spending a night with whiskey.

I didn't get out of bed until 11:30am and now am on the couch, where I plan to spend a couple more hours.