I don't give a fuck about whiskers on kittens.
Vodka in Red Bull and strippers on cocaine;
Whiskey at night and beer in the morning;
Work-from-home-Fridays with no real working;
These are a few of my favorite things.
Porn on the web and ugly divorces;
X-rated movies and legalized whores;
DUI reduced to reckless driving;
These are a few of my favorite things.
Outback Steakhouse's Alaskan King Crab;
Friends that I drink with who pick up the tab;
When people die while they are hiking;
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the kids scream;
When the wives bitch;
When I'm feeling sad;
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.
Saturday, December 17, 2005
These are a few of my favorite things
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Golly, wirthy, I just wiped a little tear from my eye. NOT!
;-P
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