Sunday, December 04, 2005

Where am I?

Phone rings.

It's a friend. "Where are you?" she asks.

"I am...," I respond.

"What? Where are you?"

"I am..."

"I am..."

Why couldn't I say where I was? Because I didn't know where I was.

Three minutes later: An empty bag of Funyuns, an open bottle of champagne, a room that resembled my living room. Ah, I was home. How long had I been here?


3 COMMENTS:

Nox said...

Good thing you made it, they were going to leave you on the curb...and don't ask who I am, you won't remember anyways.

aughra said...

you are a mess.

But, damn, I like messes.

Stephanie said...

Funyuns you say? All is good!