Billionaires

Forbes released its annual list of billionaires again; and again I'm not on it.

I did however make this list:

World's Poorest People

#1
Kenny (last name unknown), Washington, DC
Age: unknown
Net Worth: $16
Income Source: Begging




#2
Michael Wirth, Mesa, AZ
Age: 30
Net Worth: $1,200
Income Source: Wirthy.com editor and postcard designer




#3
Eric Meyers, Gary, IN
Age: 17
Net Worth: $2,600
Income Source: works at McDonalds