To Protect and Serve

It was bound to happen eventually: I've lived in my current home for nearly three years without a visit from the police. That's three years of teenage prostitution, harboring fugitives, drug trafficking, illegal mercy killings and insider trading.

After all that, Mesa's finest pays a visit just because there was a half dozen or so people talking at the top of their lungs at 2:00am. We had to talk loud because all my TVs were turned up all the way, for some reason.

No charges were filed and I hope that I am still in good status with the Homestead I Home Owners Association.