Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Drunken Interpretation of Overly-Simplistic Song Lyrics

Artist: Twisted Sister
Album: Stay Hungry
Title: I Wanna Rock


I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK)

Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANT TO ROCK (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock

TURN IT DOWN YOU SAY,
WELL ALL I GOT TO SAY TO YOU IS TIME AND TIME AGAIN I SAY, "NO!"
NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
You tell Dee Snider to turn down his music, he'll refuse.
TELL ME NOT TO PLAY
WELL, ALL I GOT TO SAY TO YOU WHEN YOU TELL ME NOT TO PLAY,
I SAY, "NO!"
NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
If you tell Dee Snider not to play his music, he'll say no repeatedly to you.
SO, IF YOU ASK ME WHY I LIKE THE WAY I PLAY IT
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN SAY TO YOU
Go ahead, ask Dee Snider why he likes to play music. You'll get only one response.
I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANT TO ROCK (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
THERE'S A FEELIN' THAT
I GET FROM NOTHIN' ELSE AND THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' IN THE WORLD
THAT MAKES ME GO!
GO! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
Nothing gets Dee Snider more excited than rocking.
TURN THE POWER UP
I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG SO I COULD HEAR MY FAVORITE SONG SO,
LET'S GO!
GO! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
Dee Snider has been waiting for a while to hear his favorite song, so turn the volume up.
WHEN IT'S LIKE THIS I FEEL THE MUSIC SHOOTIN' THROUGH ME
THERE'S NOTHIN' ELSE THAT I WOULD RATHER DO
When Dee Snider feels the music, there's nothing he would rather do than rock.
I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANT TO ROCK (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANNA ROCK (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
ROCK (ROCK)
ROCK (ROCK)

I WANNA ROCK (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
ROCK (ROCK)
ROCK (ROCK)

I WANT TO ROCK (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
ROCK (ROCK)
ROCK (ROCK)

I WANNA ROCK (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
ROCK (ROCK)
ROCK (ROCK)

I WANNA ROCK
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANT TO ROCK (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock

I WANNA ROCK (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
ROCK (ROCK)
ROCK (ROCK)

I WANNA ROCK (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
ROCK (ROCK)
ROCK (ROCK)

I WANT TO ROCK (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock
ROCK (ROCK)
ROCK (ROCK)

I WANNA ROCK (ROCK)
Dee Snider wants to rock

ROCK (ROCK)
ROCK (ROCK)

I WANNA ROCK
Dee Snider wants to rock

1 COMMENTS:

Anonymous said...

awesome...friggin awesome...