Just me and my bottle

Aaaahhh...a night alone with my booze.

Oh how I miss my pathetic lonely life - when I used to come home from a tough five hours at the office, curl up with a bottle (8 bottles) of beer and pass out watching "MTV Cribs" and "Magnum P.I."

So far I've seen Hulk Hogan's and Alanis Morissette's cribs.

"Magnum P.I." is on in four minutes. It's the one with Rick and A.J. from "Simon & Simon," and a somewhat-youthful Morgan Fairchild.