Winners & Losers of the Week

Winners

Robert Blake
So he had to spend a year in jail and millions of dollars on lawyers - big deal. He emerged a free man with no wife: it had to be worth it.

School Teachers
No grown-up person should get a spring break. But you gotta give these teachers credit: just like 14-year-olds, they got the week off.


Losers

Scott Peterson
The death penalty? Boy are O.J. and Robert Blake laughing at you.

The lady bug walking across my patio
Oops...you're squished.

Ashton Kutcher
It's rumored that he and Demi Moore are expecting a child. Whether it's true or not, why would he even be thinking of f'ing up a good thing by having a kid?