Saturday, March 26, 2005

Just 'cause there was no drunken post last night doesn't mean I wasn't drunk

I was definitely drunk. I got home from the bar around 11:30pm. Then why didn't I get into my house till 1:00am? The answer: I fell asleep in my car, in my garage again. While this may sound like a suicide attempt, it isn't. I usually remember to shut the engine off. I just need to rest a little to get the energy to walk from my garage to my bedroom - it is like 20 feet.

1 COMMENTS:

Anonymous said...

youre an asshole if you are really driving drunk. if you want to fuck up your own life thats fine, and funny to read about. when you endanger everyone around you, that just makes you a ball-less fuckup