What's Next? American Idol?

After years of rocking small karaoke venues like Jake's Corner and Chuys, it was time to take my act to the next level - that karaoke bar inside Graham Central Station.

With a back-up band made up of big-boobed blondes and homosexual men, my rendition of Poison's "You're Momma Don't Dance" brought the crowd to its feet, except for Jackie Dosmann who, at the time, was having trouble standing.

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