Thursday, March 24, 2005

Drunken Interpretation of Overly-Simplistic Song Lyrics

Artist: Motley Crue
Album: Dr. Feelgood
Title: She Goes Down


Little Miss Muffet
Sweet girl's school stuff and
A country smile and charm
Out in the back
Of my '58 Chevy
She said she'd do me no harm

An innocent school girl takes Vince Neil out to his car and promises to not hurt him.


You know she makes me feel good
Just like a bad girl should

She pleased Vince like a naughty sexy girl.


(Chorus)
She goes down
She goes down
She goes down
Down, down, down
All night long
She goes down
She goes down
Down, down, down

She performs oral sex throughout the entire night.


Sassy little lassie
Walking right past me
Down in Tennessee
Always a lady
I love Southern ladies
They just know how to please

An assertive girl walked by Vince, who, for some reason, is in Tennessee.
Vince likes how girls from the south make him feel.


It's like connecting the dots
Start at the bottom, lick it to the top

She starts licking Vince's unit at the bottom, continuing to the top.


(Chorus)

You know she makes me feel good
Everyday, any way
She goes down
All night long
She goes down
She goes down
Down, down, down

This girl continues performing oral sex on Vince on a daily basis.


All of the day
All of the night
Lick those lips
Do you up right
Up and down
Round and round
Round the world
Scream it out

She licks her lips and then goes town with the oral sex. I always thought the last line of this verse was "spit it out." That would really have made more sense.


You know she makes me feel good
C'ya out in Hollywood

This girl was so good at her oral sex that she'll eventually make it to Hollywood.

(Solo)

Flat on my back she goes down
For backstage pass, she goes down
With all of my friends, she goes down
She gives heart attack, she goes...

She gives oral to Vince while he lies on his back.
She gives oral for a backstage pass to a Motley Crue show, or maybe a Vince Neil solo concert, although that's highly unlikely.
Her oral sex could actually cause cardiac arrest.


(Chorus)

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