Easter Message

On this holiest of days, I opened my e-mail inbox to find a handful of new messages. Among them: a couple of mortgage offers, and e-mails from my mother and a friend.

My mom's e-mail was an Easter e-card featuring a biblical message about Jesus rising from the dead. The e-mail from my friend contained a short video of a young woman inserting and removing an absurdly long dildo from a very private area.

Here they were: two different e-mails from different origins, with very different subject matters, residing happily next to each other in my inbox. That is my message to everyone today: no matter our differences, whether we are fans of Jesus or fans of extreme pornography, or whether we are offering one-time-only low mortgage rates, we can all live together in peace and harmony.