Drunken thoughts on Terri Shiavo

I'm sure you've been waiting to hear my thoughts on Terri Shiavo. Here's what I think of the case: I don't care one damn bit about it. The only people who should care are the family members.

Who are these wack jobs who are keeping vigils and protesting? Where do they find the time? I work about 30 hours/week and spend an additional 25 hours/week drinking. That adds up to 1 total week. Where would I find time to care about someone I don't know?

I only care about the well-being of my family and friends and, of course, celebrities.