Disney names new CEO, snubs Donald Duck

Walt Disney Co.'s board has named company president Robert Iger to succeed Michael Eisner as chief executive of the film, television and theme park company, effective September 30, 2005.

Although Iger was the frontrunner in the race, not everyone in the organization is happy with the decision.

“This is bull shit,” said Donald Duck. “I’ve been with this company for over 70 years and I’m still in this fucking mid-level position.”

Duck’s profanity-laced tirade near Disneyland's King Arthur Carrousel was overhead by dozens of the park's visitors Sunday.

Duck, who has appeared in over 130 cartoons since joining Disney in 1934, has long wanted to retire from his entertainment duties and take an executive role in the company.

“You know, I understand I ain’t the mouse (Mickey),” said Duck. “But, goddamnit, give me the respect I deserve! Even fucking Goofy has an office!”

Duck was also angered in 1984 when Eisner was appointed CEO but was appeased when Disney offered him full dental and vision coverage.

In a press conference Tuesday, Duck said his relationship with Disney is up in the air, but he did not reveal any specific future plans. It is rumored that nearby SeaWorld is offering Duck a seven-figure, multi-year deal to join their organization.


A lawyer escorts Donald Duck from his Los Angeles office following the press conference